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911 Call from Michael Jackson's Home Caller: Yes sir, I need an ambulance as soon as possible, sir.Dispatcher: OK, sir. Give us your address.Caller: It's 100 N. Carolwood Drive, Los Angeles, Calif., 90077Dispatcher: You said Carolwood?Caller: Carolwood Drive, yes.Dispatcher: OK sir, what's the phone number you're calling from? (omitted)Dispatcher: (inaudible) ... exactly what happened?Caller: Uh, I have a, we have a gentleman here that needs help and he stopped breathing. He's not breathing and we need to we're trying to pump him but he's not ...Dispatcher: OK, OK, how old is he?Caller: He's uh, 50 years old, sir.Dispatcher: 50? OK. He's unconscious? He's not breathing?Caller: Yes, he's not breathing, sir.Dispatcher: OK, and he's not not conscious either?Caller: He's not conscious, sir.Dispatcher: OK, all right. Do you have him, is he on the floor? Where is he at right now?Caller: He's on the bed sir, he's on ...Dispatcher: OK, let's get him on the floor.Caller: OK.Dispatcher: OK, let's get him down to the floor. I'm going to help you with CPR right now, OK?Caller: We need ...Dispatcher: We're on our way there. We're on our way. I'm going to do what I can to help you over the phone. We're already on our way. Did anybody see him?Caller: Yes, we have a personal doctor here with him sir.Dispatcher: Oh, you have a doctor there?Caller: Yes, but he's not responding to anything. No, he's not responding to CPR or anything.Dispatcher: Oh, OK. Well, we're on our way there. If your guy's doing CPR, or instructed by a doctor, he's a higher authority than me and he's there on scene. Did anybody witness what happened?Caller: Uh, no, just the doctor sir. The doctor's been the only one here.Dispatcher: OK, so did the doctor see what happened?Caller: Um, doctor did you see what happened? (inaudible) He's just, um, if you can please ...Dispatcher: We're on our way. We're on our way. I'm just passing these questions on to my, our paramedics. They're on their way there, sir.Caller: Thank you. He's pumping. He's pumping his chest, but he's not responding to anything sir, please.Dispatcher: OK, OK. We're on our way. We're less than a mile away. We'll be there shortly.Caller: Thank you, sir, thank you.Dispatcher: OK sir, call us back if you need any help. Category: Shocking Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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Barbequed Clothes Guy sets himself on fire while cooking Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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Funny Driverless Car Prank I'm not sure which is worse, DRIVERLESS cars, or soccer moms in their minivans talking on their cell phones! Funny Video! Enjoy! Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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High Tech Police Car Of The Future Dude, it's awesome what this car can do! Add some automatic weapons and it will give the cops an even playing field! Category: Cool Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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Huge Rally Crash A crowd of rally fans rush to assist a driver when another car pummels into them. Somehow nobody was seriously injured in this accident. Category: Shocking Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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Firework Accident The most famous last words spoke on the Fourth of July are probably 'I think it's a dud'. Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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Crazy Chicks Attack Reporter This just in: drinking to excess often makes women do irrational, embarrassing, and annoying things. Category: Shocking Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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Scary Cycling Crash Over Guardrail A downhill racer takes the most painful shortcut imaginable. He's lucky to have survived, let alone finish the race. Category: Shocking Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE thinking? (1002 clicks) |
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Hand of Man @ Maker Faire Christian Risto's Hand of Man crushing barrels and wowing crowds at Maker Faire Bay Area '09. Category: Cool Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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Floating toilet just for laught Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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funny drawing funny drawing Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 9, 2009 |
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Parents Laugh At Kids Failed Jump No way this little kid could ever pick up enough speed to make this jump. But leave it to his parents to grab a camera then encourage him to attempt it anyway. Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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Neighbor Trash Prank This guy gets back at his neighbor for reporting him to the cops for shooting off fireworks by hiding in his garbage can and scaring the hell out of him as he walks by. Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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Biker Slams Into Bus A biker can't hit the brakes fast enough and slams into the back of a bus as his buddies cruise right on by. Category: Shocking Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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Why Moms Shouldnt Ride Dirtbikes Baking cookies, attacking grass stains on jeans, slicing oranges for the soccer team...all very appropriate and safe mom activities. Riding dirt bikes around wheelchair bound grandma...not so much. Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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French Soldier Invades Normandy Beach 60 Years Too Late Better late the never I guess... Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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How Not to Jump Into a Pool When you come from a shallow gene pool you might want to find a different way to jump into the shallow end of a real pool. Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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Great White Sharks - Oceania SHARK DIVERS REVEALS NEW GREAT WHITE SHARK LOCATION FOR FILM AND TELEVISIONSAN ANSELMO, Calif., July 4, 2009 -- Shark Divers CEO Patric Douglasunveiled the worlds newest white shark aggregation site exclusively forfilm and television productions today with the release of the first evervideo of these animals.We have code-named the site 'Oceania', says Douglas. Its exact locationwill be kept a closely guarded secret until the first productions havecaptured the complete story here.A limited number of production companies will be introduced to the sitein 2010 (January through April), in order to maintain the location'spristine, untamed nature, as well as for the benefit of the whitesharks. Typically, divers are encountering up to 10 animals a day in 100foot visibility. The site enjoys a potential for strong conservation andresearch storylines. "This site offers the finest traditions of exploration,research, and adventure, explains Douglas. The fact that it is almost2010 and sites like these are being discovered is a testament to howlittle we know of the oceans and the unlimited possibilities still opento us." Category: Cool Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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Dont Try This at Home my friend cant help it... Category: Cool Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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Michael Jackson's Funeral Michael Jackson's Funeral Memorial Service video 7th July 2009.Highlights from the Michael Jackson memorial where a host of artists have performed in front of fans, friends and family.Mariah Carey, Stevie Wonder and Lionel Ritchie were among the stars to sing, while tributes were paid by the likes of Brooke Shields and Berry Gordy. Category: Cool Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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A Motorcycle with 20 Engines a motorcycle with 20 engines Category: Cool Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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Block Under The Car Prank Block Under The Car Prank Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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most funny funny Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
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ATV FACE SMASH (986 clicks) |
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Funny stupid and banned Commercials funny Category: Funny Uploaded: on: July 8, 2009 |
